Okay so I’m really sick of people using Harry’s staring issue (well, is it really an issue if it’s totally hot?) as concrete proof that Larry Stylinson exists. Obviously there are a lot of things that can be taken into account when it comes to Larry, (the blatant jealousy, the constant touching, etc) but I think people too easily assume that Harry’s natural bedroom eyes mean more than what they do. There have been plenty of times where Harry looks at another member of 1D/another person in general the same way he looks at Louis and no one bats a fucking eye. So, this is a mass post of all (or most of) the times Harry gives people who aren’t Louis bedroom eyes/heart eyes/sexual stare downs/undress-me eyes as proof that he is just naturally a total dreamboat and can’t help but slow-blink/slow-smirk at everyone he lays his eyes on.
Another appropriate name for this post might be “the one where Harry blinks great.”
(Also, if you happen to find Harry Styles sexually attractive, then this post TOTALLY qualifies as porn. NSFW, NSFW. And this is pretty image heavy, jsyk.)
HI OKAY SO. Let’s be honest. This current 1D American tour has basically been a cesspool of fantastic ot5 glory so far (and it’s also been a cesspool of general awkwardness via interviewers/CIA-level stalkery and general creepiness via the fans, i.e. shaky hand-cam videos of them working out and rumors about fist fights, but I digress). In the height of all this greatness, though, is a lack of clarity (though isn’t that always the case, hm). People are quick to label anything that happens between Harry & Louis a “Larry moment” these days, and, though that can be fine and dandy, I think that the basis of a lot of their interactions is (probably) not romantic, and we are pretty much just kidding ourselves okay. And what a lot of fans don’t seem to notice is that the so-called “romantic” interactions that go on between Harry & Louis also go on between the other boys as well.
So. Basically this is just a mass post of bromantical 1D goodness and ot5 feels.
WARNING: SUPER IMAGE HEAVY. SUPER FEELS HEAVY. LIKE IT’S BAD OKAY, THERE ARE MAJOR AMOUNTS OF GIFS AND FEELS CONTAINED WITHIN. I STARTED AND I JUST COULDN’T STOP. EMBRACE THIS POST OF LOVE CAUTIOUSLY AND MAY JESUS PAYNE BLESS YOUR LITTLE OT5 SOUL.
Okay let’s do this.
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Okay, heads up: I am going to get way too detailed about this and it’s going to probably come off as super creepy but I have t h e o r i e s.
1. Niall: Niall would be super enthusiastic and giggly and have flushed cheeks and he would just be very laughy, in a way that makes things seem light-hearted and he would laugh against your lips and spine and tummy and leave kisses all over and he’d be curious and ask questions and be very open and want to try new things and it wouldn’t be weird because he’d act so comfortable about it, like he’d only be okay doing new things with you. But then he’d also be into vocalizing everything and dirty talking, but not in a way that’s seductive (because it’s Niall, hello) just in a way that he knows what he wants and he knows how to get it and he’s going to fucking get it. And he’s totally a cuddler.
2. Zayn: Okay so Zayn would be really romantic and smoldering and mysterious with candles everywhere and rose petals and it would basically be like a movie with soft yellow lighting and Drake would totally be playing in the background somewhere and he would fucking T O U C H you, okay, everywhere and it would be too-slow and it’d be killing you because he wants you to beg, that’s his thing, and he’d be very close and all about connection and there’d be a lot of deep hip-rolling and ear-whispering and neck sucking and he’d moan so loud right against your collarbone so you can feel it and there’d be so much lip-biting and he’d want you to look at him when you come and he’d just keep going after because he’s totally a mutli-orgasm guy. That’s Zayn.
3. Liam: Wall sex. Because biceps. He’d be all strong and he’d lift you against (shower) walls and press himself into you because he’d want you to feel him and try to make you feel how much he likes you with his body and his muscles would just be rippling all over and he’d like it when you scratched across his back with your nails and he’d be kissing you a lot and he would just be FUCKING you okay, but not in a rough way where he feels the need to dominate you because he doesn’t want to do that, and he’d really fucking kiss you, he would paralyze the kiss into your skull forever and when you finish he’d press his forehead to yours and ask if he could join you in the shower and wash your hair.
4. Louis: He’d be playful and sly and teasing but in the most dominating, intimidating way I could think of where it’d just be this crazed and physical battle and you’re both just trying to win out over the other and you’d really try to to make him come first but you’d be too busy getting fucked into the mattress/wall/desk/floor to do anything about that and he’d lick the shell of your ear and breathe against you and tell you what he wants because Louis doesn’t fucking ask, are you kidding, and he’d leave marks between your thighs because he’d want you to remember he’s been there and he’d want you to squeeze his head between your thighs and he’d dig his nails into you and admire the scratches because he’d want to physically see that he totally owns you rather than just believe it.
5. Harry: Harry gets off on you getting off. He’s all about you. I feel like you can really imagine him doing anything, and being into any and all types of sex because he would be for you. He would mold himself into your type of sex. And he would use his hands, everywhere, all over you, and he’d be so slow about it like he wanted to memorize how you felt underneath him and he’d kiss you like he’s never fucking kissed anything a day in his life and he’d go down on you for fucking e v e r and he’d make you come over and over again with his fingers inside you and he’d watch you and smirk against you and when you did finally fuck he would just drive into you while his tongue dug into your mouth like he was trying to swallow your voice and he would just constantly be trying to figure your body out by fucking and touching you in every way possible and he’d be so comfortable about it, telling you what he likes and panting over his words with his hands on your thighs and he’d want you to run your hands through his hair and tug a little and he’d moan into your chest like you had him and he’s yours and he’d fall apart against you and he’d smile and you’d both be glistening with sweat and in the morning you’d wake up and have lazy morning sex where he’d whisper wet and hot into your ear, reminding you how many times he made you come the night before.
Hey, I thought I’d compile a list of gifs and videos showing why Harry and Louis are together and in love.
In my opinion, there have been too many times when people have pointed to flimsy evidence and declared “LARREYY SYLIINSIN IS REALLZ!!!11”
I think we need a list of actual, rational reasons. If you have any more good moments, shoot me a message and I’ll add it. :)
(note: I’ve excluded any moments that are too played up for the cameras/too exaggerated/too reliant on words and not body language/not solid enough evidence/could be considered platonic. This includes their fake make out sessions, the lovebite, most of the eyesex, ect., all of which I believe are valid Larry moments, but too flimsy to actually make an argument with)
Listen to me ramble about Harry Styles, one of the most perfect human beings in the world, and
constantlyoccasionally bring up Larry Stylinson while doing so.
DISCLAIMER: None of what I say is fact. This post is not meant to be offending or derogatory; I simply want to bring up some points. What his sexuality is or is not really doesn’t matter, but nevertheless it is relevant.